Through the haze.

What do you think of college, what comes to mind? Meeting people from all over the country and world? Getting drunk with thoes people? Sharing your stash with all of those people? And especially the last one? Like the 70s are back?
I hate, HATE!, getting stoned. Pretty much because [...]

BFF

So I had lunch, finally, with F. While I was driving to the restaurant I kept telling myself to be assertive, because when it comes to her, I always crumble under questioning. Then I realized I hadn’t even done anything. I was already crumbling even before I got to the restaurant. [...]

I don’t know what to title this.

Okay, as if drunkenly feeling up a boy wasn’t enough to ruin my weekend, I’m having Lunch with F tomorrow. She still hasn’t spoken to me since she got it in her head that I use people and have turned into S, her good friend. She hates that I act like him, I [...]

Maybe Shakespeare hates me?

I thinks the guy who is in charge of things that makes life awkard hates me. Really. I must have slept with someone he likes, too.
I didn’t leave my room all the next day because I was so afraid of bumping into C. I don’t know why exactly? Oh, yes I [...]

While the internet and markers shouldn’t work while drunk.

Oh my God. I am never, NEVER! drinking again. It’s not that I feel sick afterwards, because I usually don’t, it’s that I do very stupid things and I have troubles with them the next day.
After my sixth glass of merlot I said, “fuck it.” I wasn’t even having a bad night. [...]

Man, I thought I had the spending problem fixed.

I am so broke. I don’t think I’ve ever been this broke in my whole like. I literally have NO money. None. I think there is close to .90 cents sitting on my desk. It’s because my worthless job sucks. So I stopped going. Woops. I [...]

Well imagine that.

I’m not sure how I feel about this weekend. I went home and met with my family, went out to dinner, and visited my old high school (which, when I graduated I vowed never to return. But they had a super big Basketball game and I needed to be there.).
I’m left in limbo [...]

The one night I SHOULD have been drunk.

My roommate has these friends. Friends who, in high school, got the shitty grades because it was the cool thing to do. They are the ones who tell “that’s what she said” jokes about everything that comes out of your mouth.
I don’t mind hanging out with them every once in a [...]

This is why I finish the bottle.

So that night? That I had the two glasses of wine? Turned into a big disaster. It was pointless and I’m not even going to go into it. All you need to know is that I had six glasses of wine and I only weigh 135lbs. The club sucked, but that [...]

Just so you know…

… I’m on glass number two of this very tasty Merlot. Jealous?

I have a problem, but I’m okay with it.

I took this little quiz to see which Sex & the City character I was. After the quiz you can read some quotes from the show and I knew them. All of them. You know those kids who are like, “No!! That’s from episode 245 when Quarzan blew up the Battlestar!”? [...]

gah!

So how do you find out is a boy gay? The easiest thing to do is just ask him, right? But then if he said that he wasn’t things would be all akward and any chance of a friendship is gone.
I could ask his friends is the strictest of confidence, but even [...]

I Rock.

So I had three weeks to do a project for this class I’m taking. It’s not a fun project, nor is it remotely interesting. It deals with a lot of numbers and counting and blah blah. I didn’t start it until last night and it’s due today and everybody i’ve talked to says [...]

Has anyone seen my underwear?

I don’t know why I did it. There was no reason, nothing to celebrate about. But I did it: I drank almost an entire bottle of rum by myself. I DON’T EVEN LIKE RUM!! But I did it. I drank it all. I drank orange flavored rum and I [...]

So this must be the curveball.

Again the snow has thwarted my plans to go home. I live an hour away. One whole hour – about 80 miles away. And the snow has stopped me from seeing my parents, my adorable-most-amazing-kid-in-the-whole-world little sister, my big lazy dog.
I don’t have anything. No car, no money, no [...]

But don’t worry. I cried more during Titanic.

I woke up early this morning around 1p. It was nice not to sleep so late into the day.
I woke up feeling sick. Just a little woozy to my stomach, my head a little cloudy, but I knew that if I just got a little soup and some rest I’d be fine. [...]